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Hammock Day; July 22nd, 2010

Summer, for most of us is totally here, although the official 1st day of summer is not until June 21st. This is most definitely the time to begin our slow-down and relax mode. During the summer months we have what is normally referred to as the “Dog Days” of Summer.. Dog Days is the name applied for the most sultry (very hot and sometimes humid) period of the summer which is most accepted during July 3 to August 11.

Sky Watchers, in countries bordering the Mediterranean Sea (in early times) named this time period after the conjunction (joining or coming together) of  Sirius, the Dog Star, and our very own Sun. The Sky Watchers reckoned that this time period consisted of 20 days before and 20 days after the conjunction. In the latitude of the Mediterranean region this time period completely coincided with the regional hottest of days which of course brought disease and much discomfort. The time of conjunction for the Dog Star and Sun varies by the difference of latitude and because of this the Dog Days of Summer gradually; very gradually, changes over time. Hammock Day is accepted to be celebrated and enjoyed perzactly in the middle of the Dog Days of Summer!

Hammock Day is on July 22. Hammock Day is a big event and should be participated by all people especially those who have a hammock(s). Hammock Day is celebrated exactly the way the name implies; in your hammock for the day. Getting out from your hammock to get food, a beverage OR to do ‘your natural thing’ (bathroom visit) are accepted. Specifications of hardware for the day is of course hammocks; of course one may enjoy the day in swing chairs, air chairs, hammock chairs, butterfly chairs or park benches for those taking walks in a local park. These provisions have been specified in the Hammock Constitution.(these specs would have been written down for all to view from the Hammock International Constitution, if there really was a Hammock International Constitution).  Yard work and house work, both, are strictly frowned upon during Hammock Day.

This is only one day. No vacuuming, dusting, laundry, lawn cutting, weed pulling nor watering is permitted. This day is to be enjoyed by the entire family, perhaps we should get Congress to officially do a name change to “Family Hammock Day”. Perhaps a friendly family competition or contest, Who Is Doing Hammock Day Best! Remember to Relax, Relax, Relax!  Nat King Cole said it best when in 1963 he sang a song to the Top Ten,  we at HammockOasis believe is the Hammock Song. Nat King Cole did not know this was the Hammock Song nor was it called the Hammock Song BUT it should have. “Those Lazy-Hazy-Crazy Days of Summer”. We at HammockOasis.Com also believe that the whole-truth and nothing-but-the-kinda-sorta truth of the matter is; just maybe, that the original real title of that song was “Those Lazy-Hazy-Crazy-Dog-Days-of Summer!”. We further believe that Capital Records felt it was too long of a title and the grey-suits said, Make The Title Shorter, so ‘Dog’ was removed. Poor Sirius!; such a good dog.. This paragraph is a lesson in ho, ho; smiles, laughter and clean fun. 

WHO INVENTED HAMMOCK DAY ?? WHEN DID HAMMOCK DAY BEGIN ?? WHERE WAS HAMMOCK DAY FIRST CELEBRATED ?? The answer to those questions and many, many more is “ Do Not Really Know ! That is the short explanation of the long, but does it really matter!; of course not just so long as the day is full of relaxation, enjoyment, laughter and good quality and quantity “Family Time”. Make a point of celebrating Hammock Day this year and encourage the celebration to more people in the years to come. If you do not have your own personal hammock OR not all your family members, contact us by e-mail or better still, telephone us and we will get you started onto the intersection of Hammock Avenue and Relax Street. Find your spot, get your hammock(s) then you and your family can enjoy not only this summer but total fulfillment of Dog Days of Summer and especially; celebrate Hammock Family Day, July 22nd.                           

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We have scoured international waters to find only fine quality hammocks, the best quality hammock stands, finest quality swing chairs and hammock chairs combined with the highest grade swing stands. Our brand names are the most elite; Algoma Hammocks, Bay Hammocks, Bougainville Hammocks, Castaway Hammocks by Pawleys Island the Hatteras Hammock people, Chambers Island Hammocks, DuraCord Outdoor Rugs, King Cord Hammocks and Sea Breeze Hammocks.

Complete patio and garden leisure products and accessories for your deck or backyard  pleasure world. Relax!, remember this is a relaxation and slow-mode web-site, so kick off your shoes or just kick back and enjoy yourself; relax, browse about and discover maybe new hammock accessories like our non-damage HugR Tree Straps or a hammock storage bag, maybe a hammock pad for that extra softness or perhaps a DuraCord Patio Rug. The choice is yours; remember, your shopping visit here with us  at HammockOasis.Com must be done slowwww-ly. After you have made your purchase, please do e-mail and tell us of your experience and what your hammock  purchase has done or has meant to you. We like to hear from our special people; you, our customer. For more information please contact us, one of our Hammock Specialists toll free at 1-888-211-0970. Be sure to read our hammock child safety tips, hammock choice tips, the types of fibers hammocks are made with or perhaps you want to know the true history of  hammocks – all that and more!

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